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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 8, 2016 23:45:07 GMT -5
Monday's Best Sellers and Christian Comedy Product Showcase. Please add to your existing threads by author/poster and with current date of post as to not crowd the board. Thank you! Christian clean, Family cartoonists welcome to exhibit your funnies for all to see in our Holy Improv Saturday (kids) and Sunday evening (adults) or Monday evening 8:30 pm ET. Email Us to showcase your cartoons today.
Create and Post your threads for sharing on Clean Family focused Christian Comedy websites, videos, articles, photos and more! 7-8 pm ET Best Seller's Book club post your favorite book and comments. Meet and Greet in our Chat shoutbox bottom of each page 7 pm ET Monday. (no real shouting please, lol)
Christian Comedy Club "Laughter is the best medicine!" Bring your favorite family clean jokes and post to our thread. Browse our Product Showcase in our store that corresponds with the topics of the Daily Discussion Forums. We add new items every week ON SALE so be sure to join us and check back and join us each day.
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 12, 2016 18:02:26 GMT -5
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!" - See more at: www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes#sthash.mjdVCvrG.dpuf
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 12, 2016 18:05:20 GMT -5
n a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 12, 2016 18:05:59 GMT -5
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 12, 2016 18:09:43 GMT -5
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 12, 2016 18:13:44 GMT -5
A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"
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Post by Admin Olive on Sept 13, 2016 12:27:32 GMT -5
Thank you for joining us tonight. Remember to keep Humor in your life along with faith, love and giving. Visit our store suggestions in our "Product Showcase" link for items you may purchase about Comedy, spiritual living with humor, lunch laughs for children, and clean jokes for all to have on hand for special celebrations! Good night, and God Bless Spiritual laughs and blessings, Olive
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